To IR(pronounced as err) is human
So, an Integrated Resort cannot be evil

"...notice that many officials have started referring to the casinos as Integrated Resorts, or IRs. That certainly sounds more moral, I think. It is hard to think of an Integrated Resort as something evil.

Integrated, leh."


"I also hear that since Singaporeans are now mature enough to have casinos, we are subject to a $100 fine, sorry, fee, in order to enter the casino on our shores.

This is because our maturity level is so high that we need to donate money to a special fund to help those who may need counselling to deal with addiction.

I feel foreigners are not mature enough to understand this principle, so we let them go in for free.

Anyway, for those of you who feel you cannot afford the $100-a-day fee, or the $2,000-a-year fee to experience one of Singapore's future icons, don't worry, you can still get in for free. You can always work as a staff in the casino.

See? That was easy. Not only did you avoid paying the $100 entry fee, you actually make money as an employee there, serving the foreigners who can go in for free, and the locals who are silly enough to pay to get in. So smart, ah, you."


"The streetwalkers in Geylang have been having such a hard time since they installed cameras on the streets, so let's move the Red Light district into the casinos.

There will still be security cameras in our casinos, but at least the place will be aircon-ed. Imagine, all that entertainment under one roof."